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Lance: [internally] Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.

Lance: [aloud] Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no body to go with!

Nyma: [laughs] That’s really funny.

Lance:…

Lance: [internally] Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious.

Im having an epiphany oh my gods I just had a realization and it took me two f*cking years to get here but I finally did. 2016 dreamworks Voltron and fandom Voltron are two completely different shows. they literally are two completely different shows that started diverging after season 1 and that’s why we’re consistantly being disappointed with what dw does

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am i having a stroke??? does one of these characters not look like a f*cking child???

r yall ok???

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so i just finished season 7 against my will thanks paige @smolgay-bean and??? @ all of yall saying this season was good outside of adam wym???

i wus half paying attention half laughin my ass off during the last 3 episodes like really??? 3 damn voltrons?????

one of which is implausibly too f*cking big to do anything?? keith says “give it all we got” 3 seperate times in one episode??? voltron full on Dies like 3 times and comes back???? an altean was eva piloting the thing chromr voltron the whole time??? what the f*ck

now that im thinkin about it we really have been wrong this whole time this is what yall meant when you say "what if people were critical about my gym partners a monkey" lmaao this show was never gonna be complex like atla or even lok its a big robot show and im boo boo the fool for taking it seriously for 2 years

me: hello

someone with “anti-anti” in their bio: keith voltron was gay coded

im already so annoyed bc i can practically hear the self proclaimed fandom saints and outsiders saying that we’re overreacting about this season and that it was actually really good and we’re just upset bc keith and lance didnt kiss like

bitch i pioneered pessimism i came into this with No Expectations for klance and i was still Disappointed

Things that Voltron could have and should have expanded on but never did:

Lance’s problems with his own self worth

Lance having an Altean broadsword

Shiro’s terminal illness

Lance’s death

Keith’s almost death

Hunk’s f*cking family and how they were seperated and he was unable to see them

ADAM. f*ckING. EXISTING.

Male and female friendships without any romance involved

feel free to add more because there’s plenty!!

The truth actually hurts

Ok full f*cking offense but why did the Voltron crew dig up its own grave like this

All they had to was shut up. Shut up and not say anything. They could’ve gotten off easier.

But no. They had to say there was gonna be rep, they had to promise its fans that there was gonna be development, they had to propel off the hype of other series who worked thrice as hard to get their rep approved, and what was the result? Everybody being angry with them and threatening to quit the show.

All they had to do was shut. the f*ck. up.

ok here’s the truth: voltron sucks. It isnt good. deep down we all know this.