"You need a makeover, or no girl's going to look twice at you."
Explained Lance, his hands in his pockets."Yeah, well I'm not TRYING to get girls to look at me."
Retorted Keith, pushing his glasses up."Are you kidding me?! It's the most important thing. You have to learn to be a gentleman, and please the ladies; like me~"
Said Lance, holding out a rose to the raven-haired teenager."I just don't think it's all that important. Why should I care about appearances and labels anyway? I mean, all that really matters is what's on the inside, right? I don't understand why you even have a host club like this."
Keith said, looking away from Lance."It's a cruel reality, isn't it?"
Asked Lance.Keith sighed and looked to his left, only to find Lance being overwhelmed by his ego.
"It's not often that God creates a perfect person like moi. Beautiful both inside AND out."
Spoke Lance, hugging himself."Say what?"
Asked Keith with a straight face."I understand how you feel, since not everyone is blessed as I am. But you must console yourself, otherwise how would you go on living, and think about this, Keith. Why do you think they put works of art in museums: because beauty should be shared with the world. And those born beautiful, should....."
Continuted Lance, lecturing the 1-st Year."There's a word to describe people like him...."
Said Keith, wondering about Lance."....Like this club in the first place! I did it for those who are starred for beauty...."
Continuted Lance."What is it?"
Asked Keith, continuing to wonder."For those working day and night, PURSUING beauty! And although you...."
Lance continued on."Awe man, I wish I could remember that word."
Whispered Keith.".....I've chosen to share my expertise with you. Here's a tip, when setting down your glass, EXTEND your pinky finger as a cushion, and that way when you set it down, you won't be making a lot of noise."
Explained Lance, setting down the glass cup."Um,"
Said Keith.See Also@lancesgun - Tumblr Blog | Tumgagao3feed of klance fics @ao3feed-klance - Tumblr Blog | TumgagKlance One-shots - Thanksgiving - WattpadAlien Paladins | VLTRN FANFIC - KissedByStarlight"Gentlemen do it precisely....."
Said Lance, flipping his hair."Maybe a pain in the neck?"
Questioned Keith, still thinking."....Much more refined and...."
Continuted Lance, being ignored by the raven-haired boy."No, there's something that fits him perfectly...."
Murmured Keith."But above all else Keith, you must remember how effective a glance to the side can be~"
Reminded Lance, crouching down beside Keith."Huh, I got it!"
Exclaimed Keith."Oh, did I strike you-"
Started Lance."Obnoxious."
Finished Keith, his finger pointed upwards.Lance froze, his eyes wide and twitching. He went to the corner, and stayed in the darkness, feeling heartbroken by what he had just been called by Keith.
"Uh, I'm sorry, Lance~ Senpai."
Said Keith, looking at the sad man sitting in the corner.Just then, Hunk started to laugh.
"You're a hero, all right."
Said Hunk, placing his hand on top of Keith's head.'But he IS a pain in the neck.....'
Keith thought to himself.
"I'm sorry Senpai, but your lesson did strike a small cord with me."
Keith admitted, scratching the back of his head."Really, it did? Let me teach you more, my friend~"
Said Lance, rising up."Well, he got over that quick."
Said Keith, a bit astonished."Boss?"
Asked Hunk."Call me King."
Answered Lance."You can teach him all the basics of hosting, but he's not going to get very far with the ladies if he doesn't look the part you know. He's not exactly 'host club material' but maybe if we took off his glasses it'll help."
Said Hunk, taking Keith's glasses off of him."Hey, I need those! I used to have contacts, but I lost them on the first day of school."
Explained Keith, practically blind.Lance stormed up to Keith, pushing Hunk out of the way. He slightly gasped, staring in awe at Keith.
Lance snapped his fingers and said, "Hunk,"
"Got it."
Hunk replied, grabbing Keith by the arm."Huh?"
Keith squeaked.Hunk carried Keith out of the room, leaving a trail of dust behind.
"Allura, my hair stylist. Shiro, go to the eye doctor and get him some contact lenses."
Ordered Lance.Allura began making phone calls, while Shiro ran to the eye doctor's.
"What about me, Lance?"
Asked Pidge, eager to help out."Pidge,"
Started Lance, pointing at the 3-rd Year."YES SIR!"
Exclaimed Pidge."You......go have some peanut butter sandwiches."
"I guess it's just you and me, Rover...... Everyone else said they were too busy hmph....."
Pouted Pidge, taking out a jar of peanut butter and pieces of bread."Here, change into his uniform."
Said Hunk, throwing a boys' uniform at Keith."WHAT?! BUT WHY?!"
Asked Keith, confused."Don't ask questions!"
Exclaimed Hunk."WAIT! FINE I'LL CHANGE! BUT YOU HAVE TO GET OUT!!"
Exclaimed Keith, pushing Hunk out.Hunk almost fell to the ground, but caught himself.
"Huh,"Later that day, after Keith changing, he said, "Um, Senpai?"
"Aren't you done changing yet?"
Asked Lance, getting impatient.Pidge sighed, having bread crumbs all over her face.
The curtain opened, reveling the 'new and improved' Keith Kogane.
"You sure it's really okay for me to keep this uniform?"
Asked Keith.
His hair was combed, all neat and in place."Mmmmmm!!! SO CUTE! YOU'RE AS PRETTY AS A GIRL, ADORABLE!!!"
Exclaimed Lance, fangirling over Keith's new look."Keith~ Kun, you look so cute!"
Exclaimed Pidge."If we had known that's how you really look, we would've helped you out sooner!"
Commented Hunk."Who knows? Maybe he'll draw in some customers."
Added Allura.Keith was fixing his tie, making sure it was right.
"You know, that's just what I was thinking,"
Smirked Lance.
(Even if he was lying....)"Our errand boy is moving up the ranks. Starting today, you are an official member of the host club. I will personally train you to be a first-rate host. If you can get 100 customers to request your service, we will completely forget you're 8 million dollar debt."
Explained Lance, smirking at Keith."A host?"
Asked Keith, confused.
